Happy Birthday! Not Dead Yet card
Happy Birthday! Not Dead Yet card
Happy Birthday! Not Dead Yet card

Happy Birthday! Not Dead Yet card

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Even though the poor little bird won’t make it to its next birthday, Fluffy is darned happy you will. Unless, in the interim, you should die, then Fluffy might eat you, too. This card may be read as an exaltation or a demand.

  • A2 size card (4.25" x 5.5") on #100 smooth, natural paper
  • Includes matching yellow envelope
  • Individual cards come in a clear, archival, plastic sleeve made with a minimum of 10% recycled material
  • Blank inside

Occasion: Birthday

Cards are printed by a Forest Stewardship Council® (FSC®) certified printer using environmentally friendly practices and soy inks. Cardstock is FSC® Certified, Rainforest Alliance Certified™, Sustainable Forest Initiative® (SFI®) Certified, and with a minimum of 10% post-consumer recycled content. Envelopes are FSC® Certified and Green Seal™ Certified with a minimum of 30% post consumer fiber.

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